Do not make promises that cannot be kept.

(Being vague helps!)

Ignore all of the above if you happen to be Donald Trump.

Go to the Iowa State Fair and eat some

deep fried thing on a stick.

Always remember Rule #1.

Politics is not reality.

Wear a Flag pin.

Throw mud.

Never be negative (about yourself).

You can't afford to be made to look ridiculus.

Don't tick off the media.

It's the economy, stupid.

It takes money.

People are idiots.

Get re-elected.

Get elected.

Sound Bite.

Polls matter. (Maybe?)